This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch
I put a sweater on my kitty today. She looks like Velma.
you are making me so happy right now
I should start wearing my corset more often.
But I would like to get another one because I can’t wear the same one every day for waist training. Das gross.
Maybe for my birthday…
friendly reminder that sean bean was so afraid of flying during shooting the fellowship of the ring that he hiked and took a ski lift to location in full boromir costume
they said it couldn’t be done, but I did it. I made the otomedia poster more ridiculous.
(no you hadn’t seen the last of Ishimaru “sleeps like he’s dressed for burial” Kiyotaka)
quick someone give me $500 so i can get R5 tickets
how to walk like a queen [x]
Okay so this shit is in my likes and it’s come across my dash a few times since but this is the first time I’ve seen it since the following happened to me:
One time I was in Manhattan and I had a lot of walking to do and I was bored and was thinking about this gifset and I thought, huh, lets try it. So I did and I was thinking queenly, murderous thoughts and trying to see if people were more willing to get out of my way when I walked like this and then, I watch a guy pass me, do a double take, then a triple take.
Then he engages me in polite conversation for a block or two, tells me I have beautiful hair, then asks me out of drinks.
CHARLIZE THERON IS A SMART LADY BUT HER ADVICE IS POWERFUL. USE IT WISELY AND WITH CAUTION, MEN MIGHT START THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU.